Friday, November 26, 2010

Soothing Advice Given to a Loved One Suffering from Toxic Fox News Syndrome:


by David Evans on Friday, November 26, 2010 at 8:30am


Not to worry! If NK (North Korea) starts something, we should not get directly involved. It should play out as follows: NK A bombs SK and SK retaliates and A bombs NK. The rest of the world gets the fall out from radiation and produces monster offspring. The UN passes a resolution condemning the actions of the parties and the Pope issues a warning not to abort three headed babies, otherwise a mortal sin will have been committed.

Also, stop viewing Fox, MSNBC and that ilk. They will drive you crazy and you will no longer be able to control yourself, and will wind up voting for Palin for President in two years! (Read the news or at least view/listen to PBS, you will react to things calmer and better.) 



We'll meet again,
Don't know where,don't know when.
But I know we'll meet again, some sunny day.

Keep smiling through ,
Just like you always do,
Till the blue skies chase those dark clouds, far away.

And I will just say hello,
To the folks that you know,
Tell them you won't be long,
They'll be happy to know that as I saw you go
You were singing this song .


1 comment:

David Evans said...

If this advice does not produce results, take two aspirin and see me in the morning.